Weekly roundup, Rang De Basanti and more…

All right, I slipped by a day in my weekly round up. Who cares? I don’t – you shouldn’t either. Quite a lot of things happened in the world this week, but not a lot of them around me, so I don’t care. However I will do a quick update for you my gentle readers, who up till now have been oblivious of the important developments this week.

Lets see – some more people got killed in Iraq, and those who weren’t got kidnapped. Bird Flu is steadily progressing, and Queen Victoria (or Elizabeth?) of England has offered herself as a guinea pig for Bird Flu vaccine trials. The weathermen promised yesterday that this week would be really cold and we could have snow on Monday. Today is Monday, and instead of snow we had fog, and instead of cold, it feels spring. Don’t worry weathermen; we know we need to take weather forecasts with a pinch of rain.

Last Monday was my friend’s birthday, and I wished him. So cute na? Hmmph! Move on.

I rant three miles last Tuesday. On Wednesday I wanted to do an encore, but my legs wouldn’t agree, and I pushed the plan to Thursday. On Thursday, my cunning body gave up on me and I slept of at 8.00 pm in the night… which resulted in me waking up at 6.00 am on Friday, and by 7.00 am like good worker, I was in office. In between however, in my mundane existence, I also caught the latest episode of LOST, which had trash written all over it; I also saw second episode of Crumbs and got immediately bored of it – not the series I would watch.

I also discovered an awesome music service called Pandora. Pandora adapts to your musical tastes and plays music according to your liking only. Needless to say, I have been absolutely hooked on to Pandora. I am a huge fan of Indie music, and one such wandering for new band made me listen to a group called Goldspot. Does that name ring a bell – “The zing thing… Goldspot!” – Yes, the name of the band is indeed inspired by Goldspot – the lead singer is an ABCD, Siddhartha by name, and has a pretty good voice. “Its getting old”, “Friday” and “Time Bomb” are some of the awesome tracks on their website, and they have been put up as free previews – do check them out.

On Friday, I and Chetan saw Rang De Basanti, and we both hated it. I wrote a up a review on the movie on descritics, but got more comments and bashing on my blog. It truly is a bad movie – period. After the movie, we went to a great place to have food, and by the time I was home – it was 5.00 am in the morning on Saturday. Yes, I didn’t wink for 23 hours straight.

Saturday was a fun day – we had a great foosball party at the friends place. Another night out lasting till 4.00 A.M in the morning. I also cut a cake. The cake was good – thank you for asking.

Sunday was a dead day – nothing exciting happened in this world. I didn’t even switch on the TV – it was that boring. Wrote a saccharine post on birthday and posted it. Got lots of calls from friends, family and aliens wishing me Birthday wishes – the world breathes for my happiness. I ended the day by watching Grey’s Anatomy – I must say that this series is good and has some of the best indie music. I know I have said this many times, so hear it once more 🙂

Monday morning, the tornado spins again, and I am back to work. A week begins again. And I have to finish Shruthi’s tag too.

Till next week, take care, so long and thank you for all the fish.

Birthday! Birthday!

Its Getting Old (Goldspot) plays on my laptop while I write this. There is so much truth in that one line:

Its Getting Old, Isn’t It?

I have always loved Birthdays. Not just yours :), and anyone around me, but mine as well. In younger times, Birthdays to me was a very special occasion, when the whole world belongs to you, and it’s a day generally things go your way. Your mom prepares your favorite food in the morning, generally nobody gets angry on you that day, friends celebrate your birthday, and you throw parties and dance, and feel happy about yourself.

Then some years later, some pragmatists reminded me – “Whats so great about Birthdays?! You are getting old dammit!” – but still that didn’t bother me. Birthdays still remained a special day for me; it was the day I could truly claim as my own in this world. One day out of three hundred and sixty five days that belonged to me. It was the day when I felt top of the world, and had a feeling of euphoria, which I cannot express in mere words. In simple words, I am the happiest on my own birthday.

Today is my Birthday. For the first time in my life, I am not happy today. Today, I feel like I am getting old. Its getting old. I don’t want the year 26 of my life to end. I want the year 26 of my life to keep going on and on over and over again. I wish time could freeze this moment, rewind back to last year and start again. No, I don’t feel like letting this year go away.

Today, I rewind back to my most memorable birthdays in the hope that it get me into the mood again, for the 27.

My first memory of Birthday travels back to Bangalore. My mom had told me thence that I was born in the night at 12.20 on 29th of January (Technically 30th of January). I told everybody in my school that my birthday was on 29th and not on 30th. Despite my parent’s argument over 12.20 AM transpiring to next day, I did not given. The end result was, I did celebrate my Birthday in the school on the 29th itself rather on 30th.

Birthday back then used to be filled with innocence. You would come and stand in front of the whole class with bag full of chocolates and candies; eager friends would sing “Happppy Birthdddaay to Youuu, Happppy Birthddaaay to Youuu, Happyyy Birthhhdaaay Dear Suyog, Mayy the good God Blesss you!” After which, you would go about distributing your chocolates and candies neatly amongst students – usually two or three candies per friend, and extra special friends would get more afterwards. Then, I would choose a friend (usually best friend) of my liking and with permission from the teacher would then proceed to “share” my birthday candies with all the teachers in the school. I and my friend would then peep in each classroom to see if we could recognize the teacher inside – if yes, we would kindly object in between, beam with pride in front of the whole class (nay, they weren’t getting candies were they?!), wait for teacher to wish us Happy Birthday, give the teacher a candy or two and repeat the process.

That one class, just that one class, no teacher or principal would ever mind us not sitting through – because it was the birthday. By the time we usually got back to the class, it would almost be over.

I remember my birthday several years later in Pune too, the year in which I stepped into adolescence, the special 13th. Candies and chocolates in schools had taken a back seat this year – after all, we were growing up. This birthday, I celebrated by throwing a party to all my friends, as was the norm in the society I lived in. After cutting the cake, blowing candles, serving chips and cakes, it was the Quiz time! Quizzes and prizes during any birthday were a tradition we Pune-ites followed strictly in our society. Every birthday boy used to have a general knowledge quiz, and each correct answer would get a prize or a gift from the birthday boy.

The only difference being on my birthday being – I made up the quiz so insanely difficult that just three questions were answered by my friends. But I had so many prizes that I had to well… give them anyways. Those were the days too, when a birthday meant that we had to go to a small store, usually stationary, and get some or the other kind of gift for the birthday boy, knowing all too well that a return favor was expected.

Two years later, I was in Ahmedabad. On my fifteenth birthday, I really don’t recall what I did. I have no clue where I was, or how did I celebrate it, but I remember what one my close friends told me that day. He was 5 years older to me, and he remarked – “Three years and you will be an adult. Then your life will change”. I don’t know why I remember it till now, but yes, I do remember it. Three years later, life did change.

As you grow up, birthdays also begin to take a different meaning – birthdays are no longer a family event anymore, and instead they turn out to be an event as exclusive as possible from parents. Parents are not welcome in almost-grownup-but-not-grownup people birthday parties. Especially true is the part when people join college fresh out of schools. Then, birthdays become a different concept altogether. Birthday bumps are the norm during these years.

Three years later, on my eighteenth birthday, I was with a group of guys, nearly 20 of them in a restaurant in Hubli. We were all freshers in the college and barely knew each other well. Since nobody had enough money (who does in Hostel), we walked miles to the hotel and back. It was a memorable one.

At that point, any number was an excuse enough to have gala celebration. My nineteenth birthday celebrated my last “teen” year; and my twentieth welcoming from boys to men. “Twenty one” signified the last year of college, and entry into this big bad world.

Beyond that, birthdays ceased to become yet another excuse to have a party and make merry; which is how it was for twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, twenty six and twenty seven as well.

Yesterday was the twenty seventh.

I turn twenty seven today. In my post-twenty-pre-thirty years of life, twenty six was irrevocably the best. Perhaps its why I feel a tinge of sadness leaving twenty six behind with no idea twenty seven will turn out to be.

But then I had never known twenty six would turn to be either…

Review: Rang De Basanti


****SPOILER ALERT***

Mr. Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra,

Before you add a few more vowels and consonants to your name and embark on your next film, could you consider answering my questions regarding Rang De Basanti?

At the very outset please tell me what was the movie about? A British in India on a soul searching expedition? A “modern” spin-off of Legend of Bhagat Singh? A lesson on how to waste your life before becoming killers? A docu-drama on failing parts of MIGS? Or perhaps, 90 minutes into the film you were not so sure yourself?

Why is it that you have learnt nothing from your previous film – AKS; Both RDB and AKS have the same problem – Excellent buildups leading to nowhere and essentially becoming mishmash in the end? Did someone remind you that the second half of a movie is equally important as the first – and its usually the second half that stays on audience’s mind?

Is it this easy to kill the Defense Minister (no less!) of a country? Is this how your monosyllabic recipe for killing one of the most important men in politics is?

A: Kill
B: Who?
C: DefenseMinister
D: Nice!
E: When?
C: 8.00 AM
B: Why?
C: Morning
B: Morning?
C: MorningWalk.
D: Super!
A: Oh!
B: How?
C: Gun
D: Awesome!
ABCDE: LetsGo!!

I wish it were this simple Mr. Mehra, I would have done the same in my stay in India. But seriously, if it is that easy Mr. Mehra, why should youths of the country waste their life – couldn’t the ISI, LTTE, LET, Jaish-E-Muhommad, or any other organization do the work for us much before we could do it ourselves?

How many times will a Muslim have to prove that he is an Indian as much as any other in a movie? Aren’t you getting tired of the run of the mill syndrome showing a Hindu – Muslim mistrust only to better it in the end? I am getting tired of such clichés. Can’t we just move in a movie and stop focusing on the Muslims and Patriotism angle, please?

Don’t you think the parallels between Bhagat Singh and his friends to Karan and his friends is a bit too much perhaps? The politics of 1920s were different, the situation was different and the people they were against were different. In a post liberalized world, Internet era, where hidden cameras and scandals are gossips of the day, don’t you think the youths of today would be smarter than killing people?

In any hostile situation, there is an attempt to end the situation by offering surrender; Mr. Mehra, why did the youths have to die so crudely in the end? Who gave the orders to kill the terrorists anyways since the Defense Minister was dead – the Prime Minister? The same Prime Minister who is still to figure out who was involved in Delhi Bombings? Err…

Don’t you think it’s a bit ironic when you think about the message of the movie? India lost a good MIG pilot because of faulty parts. In vengeance, India loses another 5 good youths for a cause which doesn’t really mean anything – why?! Take for example Yuva – you don’t need to be against the system to beat the system – you can be in the system and rectify it; in retrospect, your idea seems to be not only against, but even taking drastic measures to signify the point?

Why was the background score so scorching? Why do you have to show inane metal and rock guitar music in background when drunken guys are racing? And who was that lady shrilling in the background during the Jalianwala Bagh Massacre – she sure as hell was murdering my brain.

What types of youths are they those decide to embark on such dangerous missions without the slightest bother for their families – has our generation become so disillusioned from their own that they don’t find the need to question themselves, when given the fact most of the characters have a healthy familial background.

Why was Rahman’s score wasted in the movie – not that it had a great scope for it anyways; but heaven forbid, if you had listened to Lukkha Chuppi or Roobaroo, aren’t they both completely out of place with the scene?

Why wasn’t Sonia arrested? Wasn’t she the one who said – “Maar dalo” 5 guys ruin their life and she goes scot-free?

What was the message of this movie?

And ultimately…

Whatever happened to that long ass documentary Sue comes to shoot in India?

Yours,

A disgusted fan.

PS: Its not as if your film is not without its share of good – the performance you got out of actors were terrific, and few witty dialogues in the first half make for an enjoyable experience. I just wish you didn’t have to ruin it that way in the end.

26-01-2001

25th January 2001:

It was evening, and I was coming back towards my uncle’s appartment. As I passed through the open field just before our appartments began, I wondered if there would ever be any other appartments that would be constructed in this field. Just across the road on the other side of our appartment lay a half constructed building – almost 17 storeys tall; the groundwork had been done and pillars erected – what remained was now building walls on the sides of this building. As I drove home, I wondered how long would it take for this building to ever be built. It was almost a year it was under construction already.

25th was a cold night. After the usual dinner and TV watching, I decided to sleep inside the second bedroom instead of living room with my grandma; the reason being – inspite of the cold, I wanted to turn on the fan. The second bedroom was down the hallway, and served more like a storage room rather than bedroom, housing a variety of cupboards, gaddis, extra clothes, the fridge and a single metal cot, which had a very comfortable mattress on it. I don’t even know when I fell asleep that night…

26th January 2001:

Morning. I really dont recall the time. Wouldnt want to either. Something rattled under my bed. My first instinct – “I am dreaming”. The rattling didnt stop – “Perhaps its the fridge making this noise” I thought. I opened my eyes – sure enough, the fridge was rattling and vibrating. It took another second to realize that I too was rattling. Before my brain could even comprehend what was going on, the rattling got strong. Still my brain hadn’t registerd what was going on – my body was shaking and I was being tossed up and down the bed rather rudely. I turned around towards the wall to hold on to something, but froze; a crack appeared on the wall with a sound so loud I had to jump off the bed. The crack grew wider and the noise increased – it was clear something was wrong. It was then I ran outside into the living room towards the door.

Uncle. He was in the gallery attaching living room, booming – “Bhaago Bhaago Bhukamp. Bhaago Bhukamp”. It was at that instant it stuck me – Yes, this was an earthquake. My aunty yelled from inside – “Run with your niece!” – my neice was already walking running out with me that I grabbed her hand. With her hand held tight, I ran out the door, down the stairs, out the building. Once outside, I turned out of the appartments, and ran wildly towards the open field. Without the slightest bother about my niece – all I knew was I had pulled her with me and she had coped up somehow with my speed.

In the field. I held my niece tight as I began to make sense of what was happening around me. At that point, I began to hear the fury of earth to which I was so far oblivous. The sound. It was as if the earth was mouthing something in fury. It was the single most terrifying noise I have heard in life. Honestly, there isn’t a sound as terrifying as hearing the earth break up. In the field, I looked around; scores of people were running towards the field. A herd of cows had gathered together, with complete sense of fear and shock in their faces. I looked towards the half constructed tower – it was swinging left and right, sending a chill down my spine. My neice was shouting for her mom, crying by this time. It was about then I realized – that nobody from my family had still come out of the building. Those nervous few seconds gave me the creeps.

And then it stopped. Calm. It was kind of calm that happens after a storm. Everyone, everything had shaken up completely. I and my neice slowl started walking back towards our appartment complex. We met our aunt down the road; she was looking for my uncle who still wasn’t anywhere out of the building. After a good two minutes, my uncle walked calmly with my grandmother of 65+ years, who was quite shaken up, and when the earthquake struck was actually in bathroom. She hadn’t even made it half the stairs down when the shaking stopped.

January 26th 2001 : Afternoon.

As expected the electricity and phone all got conked out within minutes. Everyone in our society had gathered up downstairs, each one looking for answers – What happened? Did appartments get damaged? What other areas were affected? Was somebody able to make contact? Somebody’s appartment had caved in, did they make it out? The situation though grim, was not completely out of control at that point. People had recovered back reasonably, and one could see many of them passing smiles and assuring others that nothing serious had happened – after all, all appartments and buildings in our area were still in one piece.

Sometime that afternoon, electricity came back. We actually went back to the appartment to investigate the appartment. There were cracks all over, and in the bedroom I slept, the wall had a big crack. My aunt made tea and breakfast, and we were generally not that psyched up. We were generally just thinking about the day gone by yet. Sometime late afternoon, the cable started working again – it was then the news sunk in.

January 26th 2001 : Evening.

Cable TV operators from all over the world had only 1 thing to talk about – that was the quake. The grimness of the situation then began to sink in – it was a massive earthquake somewhere in Bhuj whose effects were felt as far as middle east. Rescue teams were still not able to reach Bhuj. Media had already gone on an overdrive with images of earth shaking and buildings rumbling. Around 100 buildings in Ahmedabad had collapsed. Rescue teams were everywhere. By the time night had fallen in, one thing was clear : nobody would sleep in the appartment that night.

That night, we and a million others were truly homeless. Gathering our belongings, few rugs and coats, we decided to spend the night on road. People formed groups and made campfires where possible. It was a terribly cold that night in Ahmedabad – and yet a town slept on roads that night. People kept vigil, so as to warn people if there were any more aftershocks. I spent half the night trying to sleep and the other half imagining every possible worst thing. Yes, before that evening, thanks to TV and images, I was completely shaken up.

January 27th 2001:

Next day morning, people still on roads. RSS (Yes, RSS) and a few other organizations had already sprung in full force. People were already offering help. Charities had already started planning about supplying goods to Bhuj. While NDTV crooned about being the first people to reach Bhuj (and they did repeat that same line 100 times that day), my uncle was down the streets asking people for used clothes and any other thing that could be sent to Bhuj. Yes, that was several hours after the quake. In the society itself, people helped each other – people living on ground floor let others use their restrooms to people who had flats on higher floors (nobody dared climb stairs that day). We had more or less made part of the road ours.

In the afternoon I and my uncle went on a drive to see around ahmedabad. Yes, I did many buildings had collapsed completely – some in the near vicinity where I lived. Businesses around the collapsed buildings were thriving – people from nearby were thronging the area to help the rescue efforts – and if they werent, they were atleast helping the stand-up restaurant make money by getting fafda and tea.

By that night, the media had successfuly achieved their goals – to instill a deep sense of fear and chaos in public mind. At 7.30 pm we heard someone say – “BBC says there will be a quake at 8.00 Pm – run towards the field!“. I am a computer engineer, but logic at that moment was not my strong point. If it was 8.00, it was going to happen at eight – our whole family ran towards the field including my grandmother who was barely able to walk properly. 8.00 pm came and went – nothing happened – yet another man shouted – “NDTV says it will happen at 8.30!“. So we waited. With fear about what was going to come next.

8.30, nothing much happened. By that time public had started to realize it was a false alarm; but we were all scared. That night we spent the night at my uncle’s friend’s house who offered to let us sleep in his already over crowded bungalow.

28th January 2001:

Morning 6.30 ish, there was another aftershock and we again ran out. Though this one didnt last long, this was enough to get even the most sleepy out of his bed. The rest of the day was spent in anticipation of another rumble. Several times during the day we ran out with rumours about quake again going to strike at 1.00 pm, then 4.00pm then 8.00 pm and so on.

That night, we left our grandmother at uncle’s friends house and came back to our society since we wanted to keep a watch on the appartment. That night, we again slept on the roads. I was still scared as hell to enter our flat.

29th January 2001:

My phuee and aunt joined the women in the society who were making puris for people in Bhuj. The whole society had forgotten about what had happened to them personally, but were actively involved in preparing food packets and getting stuff for Bhuj. Women toiled the whole day behind my building making Puris, Undhiyus and stuff, while male brethern got clothes and needed supplies to send to Bhuj.

By night, yet another group had set up tents all over the society. The tents contained beds for as many people as possible, and it was decided that all people in society would sleep together and help out each other. That same night, I was with my uncle when 2 trucks left for Bhuj. 2 of the thousands that left that night for Bhuj.

29th was another cold night, spent in tent, but still on the road. The fear still remained. Some of the brave and who lived on ground floor ventured to stay in their appartments; but most of them were not. Old, and people with kids were given preference in tents.

30th January 2001:

My birthday. That day I roamed around Ahmedabad with my uncle who had gone full ballistic about helping people in Bhuj. That day we roamed several areas – and everywhere it was the same. Each society had built their tents – women were making food either to be sent for relief or for the society members themselves. Old people were cutting vegetables, while the others were making adjustments to the tent. It felt as if the whole population had come together.

In the heart of the city, the communaly tense Hindu and Muslim brothers had come together for a common cause. It was all about helping each other out of this crisis. More relief work was being sent to Bhuj that day – we had more or less shut down the TV as it was freaking us out. The media couldnt get over their melodramatic over done terrible coverage. It was not as bad as they made it out on TV – and it wouldnt have been as scary as they wanted us to believe as well. And yet, during that time, everything and anything we heard was enough to run a chill down the spine.

It was the most quiet birthday I had ever had – but in a sense complete. It was redeeming to watch the whole community come together so nicely to help each other out. I know it sounds like a cliche, but it was a triumph of human spirit looking at the way people were coming out to reach out to others. In way it reminded everyone of who they were.


During the next week, my second uncle who had a government job was transferred to Bhuj for relief work. His trunk calls every night to us and reminding us of the destruction in Bhuj gave us a different perspective than what News media had wanted us to believe. It is best left unsaid.

I didnt stay there much longer as I had to go back to Bangalore. However that one week on the roads had changed a lot about my perspective about life. My folks spent the next 15 days on road after that. Eventually they did make it back to their appartments, slowly, unsurely and rather vary. Eventually they left the appartment and moved to a safer home, months later.

That earthquake has still not left my mind. Even now, a simple rattling sound of winds on my window are enough to shake me up. Even now the slightest vibration in a building or room brings about a fear in me. The next one month after the quake, I was not able to sleep properly, even after going to Bangalore. It took a long while for me to come out of the shock of the earthquake for sure.


Around 100 odd children were walking down a road in Bhuj, during a march past ceremony for their school on republic day, when the quake struck. Buildings on both sides of the road caved in and the children were lost in the rubble. Around 200 villages disappeared from the maps around Bhuj. Godonlyknows how many people died that day. Or in the coming days. It was impossible even in Ahmedabad to run accross someone who had not lost someone in the quake during that week.

This republic day, as we all celberate India’s progress, lets take a moment too and remember those days in 2001, and salute the spirit of the people.

This post was inspired by my friend nirwa’s post recollecting the same fateful day.

A K Hangal Mystery!

The eternal grandfather of Bollywood.

Whenever Bollywood has a needed a sidey to essay the part of old man left to the sea, or an old man fighting for justice, or an old man there to mouth just one dialogue, or angry old man.. or well, just an old man, A. K. Hangal has been the savior of Bollywood! Now ever since my friend has mentioned about him in her tribute to A. K. Hangal, I and she have been immensly bothered by the 32 million question:

Exactly what does A and K stand for A. K. Hangal?!

Even Google has failed to answer this question. Do you know what is his full name? Does anyone know? Do you?

Without dada..

.. on the field, the cricket game has been more or less dead.

I have taken the India Pakistan series for 60 bucks, and yet I am not able to watch even 1 days worth of cricket. The one day I did watch, it wasn’t so much fun anymore.

Without dada on the field, there isn’t even that fire and agression anymore. And the politics of the game have just killed the interest.

I hope the one day matches will revive my spirits 🙁

Disappointing attitude @ Desipundit.

I am quite disappointed by Desipundit and how they handled the auctioning of their indibloggies prize. If you didnt know, they were auctioning the prizes they got through Indibloggies awards and donate the money to ProjectWhy – A description of the auction can be found @ http://www.desipundit.com/2006/01/19/auctioning-off-our-indibloggies-prizes/

I didnt know what Projectwhy was all about, and when I did find it out, I decided to join the auction thinking that participating in the auction will eventually lead to a good cause. What I didnt know or expect was some lethargic reaction, not only by the readers of Desipundit with the auction, but by the auction moderators themselves.

Late last night, Aaman bid a late entry to the auction, and did win it. My congratulations to him, and he has done a very noteworthy job in the auction. However the way it was handled has disappointed me.

  • I did bid 20 bucks for the auction. And I was pretty serious about it. And I was serious about raising it further too if required be.
  • When Aaman asked the question if his entry would be valid, I was expecting a reply from moderators regarding the question. Instead, what I saw was that the entry was accepted and declared winner without as much as a seconod thought.
  • As a person who took part in auction, I was interested in the proceedings of the auction. This morning, when I visited Desipundit homepage, I didnt even see the sticky post – it was buried under posts of 2 days ago on second page. The least moderators could have done was to acknowledge Aaman for his generous effort and let others know about it. After all, wasn’t Aaman and I auctioning off our money for a good effort?

I am pretty disappointed. I probably should have just contributed to projectwhy without involving in this auction and making a fool of myself.

A world without Cellphones

Begining this post, I aim to start reciting some of experiences of my younger years, especially from my college days. I have a lot of them to write about and I think it will be a fun concept.


Around 8 years ago in 1998, the movie <strong>Satya</strong> was released. After hearing excellent reviews about the movie, especially from Khalid Mohammad, I and my roomie decided to give this a look. On the given day, 2 of my other two friends decided to join us for the movie. Since the movie was running "house full" and my other friends had something to take care of, it was decided that I and roomie would go to the theatre and if tickets were available, we could call these guys up. I and my roomie made it to the theatre for the 9' O clock show - the movie was running in an appropriate area to its theme; the area was as shady and as rowdy as the movie promised to be. To our dismay, even the line to the ticket window was pretty threatening. At that point, we thought it would be better if we called up our friends and ask them to come over to theatre as the line seemed really long. Now this theatre was in the middle of timbucktoo - often the rickshawallahs would wonder too where this theatre was in Hubli. It was not surprising then that my friends didnt know the way either. When I called up the hostel, they were not there - hence I left a message with a friend to inform our friends to rush to the theatre as soon as possible! At the theatre itself, my roomie thought that the line being so long, there was no chance of getting tickets for the show. It might have been a better idea, if my friends didnt come at all - as it would be a waste of a trip. I thought it was a wise idea too - I rushed to the nearest telephone booth and called up the hostel again. To my dismay, I discovered that nobody knew where my friends where. They could have left for theatre, or they could be waiting elsewhere for my call - or worse still, they couldnt hear someone calling out to them - our central telephone was atleast 70 feet away from the hostel itself and it required someone to really shout to get the message across. I left a message again, saying that if someone saw my friends, they should be informed that they are not supposed to come over to theatre until and unless I call them. Rushing back to the theatre, to my surprise, I discovered my roomie had got the tickets already! I dont know what transpired or how he ever got ahead of the line, but the net result was - he had 4 tickets - 2 for us, and 2 for our friends. Immediately he asked me call back to hostel and ask those guys to come. When I called back again, to my horror, someone had given them my previous message, but the wrong theatre name! And those guys had already gone towards the other theatre. I reasoned that since the other theatre would not be screening Satya, the would naturally head back. I left a message again with the third guy to tell my friends (if he saw them!) that we were in another theatre and they should head there ASAP. The clock ticked - 8.20 pm, 8.45 pm, 8.55pm.. It was five minutes to the show. We decided that my friends had probably not got the message from the third guy, and wouldnt turn up. We were not in a mood to miss any part of the movie for them either. It was decided that even if my friends came, bad luck, we didnt wait for them. But the problem was, what were we to do about the extra 2 tickets? We sold them... err in <strong>black</strong>. We made a profit of 5 Rs/- per ticket, which financed our colas inside the theatre :). The movie turned out amazing, and as I had expected, my friends travelled all over the place, except of course the theatre and missed it all.

The incident still brings back the memories of that night so vividly; I still remember causing the entire confusion by relaying 3 different messages through 3 different people – one asking them to come over, other to stay put and finally the right message which they never recieved. Also given the fact that the hostel had 300 guys, what was the possibility that my friends would meet the people I left message with anyways? The fact that the moron who told them to go to the wrong theatre did prove that, but well, it was a message lost in translation. Of course, I was welcomed back by the other friends with some angry sneers and jeers when we finally came back after enjoying the movie.

I was wondering today… what if we had a cellphone during our times? Clearly, there would have been no miscommunication on anybody’s part. Clearly there wouldn’t be anybody else involved in the whole melee – and my friends could have very well come to the theatre and enjoyed the movie with us. But perhaps it was this lack of technology in our lives that made this mundane incident so memorable to me. I and my friends would often joke about how our messages and my calls misled them. Perhaps, the lack of cellphone did make the incident humorous and memorable.

Sometimes, technology just takes away too much out of life. Man has just become a slave of Cellphones, and nothing seems to work without a cellphone around. Sad.

Weekly roundup, mini-Blogger meet & more…

With this post, I am hoping to start a new section to my blog – I will try to post a weekly round up of my frighteningly sensational (?) life, possibly every Sunday and bore you with all the bunkum.

Subway restaurants have started a new promotions where with purchase of a sandwich, you get a scratch card with two scratch panels. One will reveal a code which you enter online to see if you won any prizes, and the other scratch panel offers some much avoidable new resolutions for its patrons to follow. This week I went thrice to subway, hoping to win something – as luck would not have it :), I did not. Nonetheless, the other resolutions which I scratched were “Exercise More”, “Eat Healthy”, “Get Thin” – none of them attractive or anything that made me happy.

My friends who had borrowed the DVD of Raghu Romeo from me returned, it to me singing hosannas about how Home Delivery was better – I quietly wrapped the dvd and sent it back to Netflix. No, I didnt even bother seeing Romeo. The other DVD, Sideways, I couldnt even travel halfway.

Yesterday we had a mini-Blogger meet of err… umm 2 people. I met up with Chetan , a rising figure in Blogosphere and author of acclaimed Mahablogratha – it was a great meet, and we discussed a wide variety of topics, some of them very serious indeed, ranging from whether Martians should welcome Earthlings to Karan Johar’s latest secret love affair. Nonetheless, it was a great evening. I also introduced him to Prem and some of his writings.

Today, I and my friend watched two football games back to back for 7 hours straight – it was draining, exhausting and utterly boring by the second half of second game. Nonetheless, I hope Steelers win the superbowl.

mmmh… what else, my friend also remarked that Serena Williams wants to enter Hollywood after she retires from Tennis and entertain people. Lady, transvestistes unfortunately form a very meagre percent of the population. On the same note, we agreed that the William sisters are too manly to play Womens Tennis, and they are quite unmanly to play Men’s Tennis. Perhaps, they should start a section for themselves.

I think thats about how interesting my week was. Till next Sunday, chau!

Absolutely Hilarious FW

My colleague at work forwarded this gem. I had to really supress hard to control my laughter while reading this.

Here’s a prime example of “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus” offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix.

The professor told his class “Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with a person sitting close by. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent.

There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.”

The following was actually turned in by two of his English students:

Rebecca and Gary.


THE STORY

(first paragraph by Rebecca)

At first, Laurie couldn’t decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.


(second paragraph by Gary)

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about other than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. “A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,” he said into his transgalactic communicator. “Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far…” But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship’s cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

(Rebecca)

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. “Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel,” Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. “Why must one lose one’s innocence to become a woman?” she wondered wistfully.

(Gary)

Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu’udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie.

(Rebecca)

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic adolescent.

(Gary)

Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. “Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of Flippin TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I’m such an air head who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!”

(Rebecca)

Jerk.

(Gary)

Witch, why dont you go drink some tea?

(Rebecca)

Asshole!

(TEACHER)

A+ – I really liked this one.