- Its ironical that a liquor baron got Gandhi’s belongings. Gandhi must have turned in his grave… #
- I just yell out “CRAP” and cut the phone every time a remit2India rep calls me. #
- Experian mailed me to inform me that there no changes to my credit file or score. Why bother emailing me then! #
- You know something’s brewing when desis on the desi mailing list are unusually nice to each other…. #
- Oh GM, just declare for bankruptcy and let it pass!! This indecisiveness is bringing the stock market down! #
- 1.8 million $ – Well done Mallya. I hope that idiot now donates his money to healthcare here, or help out poor foreclosed homeless people. #
- I just left a voicemail to somebody about her missed call to me, before listening to her voicemail about her calling me by mistake. #
- Windows wants to know how much I love Vista. Sorry baby, I have already converted to the good side! #
- Does this lyric even make sense – “I dont know who I am, without you; all I know is that I should” #
Spaceman Spiff to the rescue