Daily Bakwas for 2008-11-27

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  • All these terrorists must be given the SAW treatment. #
  • Oh dear Barkha Dutt on air. I hate this bitch. #
  • Are there ANY good Indian News channel? They absolutely suck – totally insensitive, repetitive and they’d give anything to create drama! #
  • @patrix You expect Indian media to get out of their drama zone #
  • Times Now is hilarious. The on field reporter and the news presenter are actually bickering with each other on screen! Heights! #
  • English cricket team wants to go home. Expected. That’s the only way they won’t lose 7-0. #
  • Why is times now reporter treating Japanese chef as if he doesnt know English. He’s clearly speaking good English! #
  • Clearly, CNN-IBN wants the crisis to end – they keep saying “final stages” and keep retracting it! #
  • 24 Hrs have passed. What abt Food situation in Trident with trapped hostages? Are they getting any? #
  • Maha Moorkh Singh blames “neighbors”. Shut the f*** up – what a hypocrite. If you have some balls (if any left that is), do something. #
  • Iraq – bombing every day. India – bombing every few weeks. Not much difference lately. How much longer for India to catch up with Iraq? #
  • So can new now have POTA back. Stronger than ever. And make sure it works, mr, moorkh singh? #
  • I demand that Man Mohan Singh steps down immediately. Enough is enough. We didn’t elect a eunuch for PM. Heck, they’d be more brave! #
  • Its about time Narendra Modi took the mantle of PM – he’s my only hope now! Modi, its abt time you ruled. #
  • All these journos seem to act like wanna be CNN journos – “Make sense of the situation”, “..At this point”, “In a sense…” etc etc crap! #
  • Jaaved Jaafri moans on Times Now and quickly blames Ayodhya and time since for this. Of course. What a prick. #
  • How much longer till all the “Spirit of Mumbaikar” comes up? I guess in 2 weeks, everything will be back to normal until the next strike. #
  • Sorry to say, this Maharastra govt seems to be the worst in ages! #
  • PM’s speech was the most lousiest, wimpiest and cowardly ever. What a nincompoop! #
  • http://tinyurl.com/6axr2q — Idiot. #
  • http://tinyurl.com/64eaz7 — Another Idiot. #
  • http://tinyurl.com/5d6b9f — Yet. Another. Idiot #
  • NDTV reporter is almost upset that the commando did not explain the technicalities of the device he was using. Right. We are on a tech show. #
  • What stops terrorists from having an iPhone connected to hotel Wi-Fi and knowing whats going on outside? I hope hotel’s Wi-Fi is down too! #
  • http://tinyurl.com/5nnrst — And now, time for some comedy! #
  • How did Nariman House become Jewish Center? There are umm… Indian families living there too! #
  • India has 14500 NSG, yet only 200 in Mumbai? Where are the rest? #
  • If we have that many NSGs, why not get more of them and go for the offensive? This is getting long drawn now #