Things I dont care for!

There’s a “The Bachelorette” with a twist on MTV. The bachelorette will try to find her true love amongst a group of well built men, and umm, women. “I am a bisexual!” claims the bachelorette, so its only fair she gets a taste of both genders. One female contestant fighting for her love calls the concept “groundbreaking” for television. The men just grunt when they come to know they not only have to fight one another, but women to get the woman of their dreams! One of them goes so far to say “Oh No!” (Dude, she’s a bisexual; if anything you should be excited about the prospect). Anyways, the bachelorette is very kinky, but as usual like all MTV shows, its load of crap; the only way this show can keep me interested is to eliminate men alltogether 🙂

Hillary vs Obama. Get over it already! Elections are not even close yet!

Desi Bollywood Parties. Went to one this friday night; turned out to be pretty pathetic.

Email from people inviting me to join Shelfari, asking me in the subject line – “Do we read the same books?” – Heck NO! First off, when did we last talk? A year ago? Two years ago? Never maybe? Then why the hell do you think we read the same books! Even if we do, so what? I am not interested in the books you have read or reading. Thank you!

Travel agents: Please don’t book my travel unless I say so. If I send you my credit card, and follow it up with an email saying “hold off the reservation”, and you acknowledge the email, it means something. Plans might have changed, things could be different. Just because you have my credit card doesn’t give you the liberty to go shopping when you feel like it! Frauds!

Winter is back again, so got my winter jacket out. I discovered a pack of chewing gum inside the right hand pocket. No idea since when its been around in the pocket? Last year? Maybe year before that? The expiry date is still a year away. I’ll eat it!

There, steam off my monday morning vent!