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I see “butter chicken pasta” on the menu and I want to order it immediately while simultaneously rating the restaurant zero stars.

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A workout followed by first lawn mowing of the year means I have had a second workout in one day. Tomorrow is going to hurt so bad.

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At that age where my kid asks me to park outside and sit in the car while she goes and shops by herself for makeup in pharmacy 😏

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We are still thinking about how devastating Adolescence was. As a father of 13 year old girl this show stuck a raw nerve, and I can only imagine what might it feel for parents of 13 year old boys.

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I hope it was worth the front row seats at the inauguration though.

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Yes Kamala, we are scared. Very scared. Can you lead a protest instead of speaking now that you’ve said it at an event? pretty please? Or we get to do that ourselves?

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ChatGPT did a great job of studio ghiblifying my doggo

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401k is now 100k, coz no matter what you put in it, your ceiling is 100k 😛

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At this point as long as the white old Republican people have it way worse than me and their 401ks quickly approach the bottom I am all good. Enjoy your puppet show idiots.