This fucking nightmare of rain needs to stop. Like enough already! How much can it possibly rain!

Its interesting how Apple Watch can detected incoming illness a couple of days before it hits. For the last few days my rest heart rate at night was slightly higher than usual making me wonder in morning what was going on. And bam! fell sick today!

Agent on phone: “Here’s what I’ll do, I’ll send you two quotes; one if we start the policy in June and one is we decouple auto and home insurance and auto starts in September to give you additional discounts. I like to do that because i am a strategic thinker!”

Dude you are an insurance agent giving me a fucking quote. Strategic thinker it seems!

I feel really old today. To have seen Sachin/Rahul/Sourav retire from tests a while back to now Virat/Rohit retiring from test cricket. An era has passed, and I firmly believe that Virat Kohli was the best batsman India ever produced, even higher than Sachin or Sunil. Of course purists will debate all that, but I absolutely loved the aggression and fearlessness he brought into the team & himself. At times, and more recently he definitely has resorted to being bigger than game itself with the dramebaazi, but there is absolutely NO denying his batting prowess. Man, I feel old today.

Any strategies on how to make money off the Trump pump’n’dump scheme going on in the stock market? Because its literally just that at this point. Say something tariff-tariff and stocks go down; say Oops-I-didnt-mean-it and watch it go up. Make sure your wealthy friends know exactly what moves you are making so they can rake in the money. Its just so obvious, so might as well pls tell me how to make money off this grift too. I just want to retire and move to Costa Rica, thats all!

A beautiful evening unfolding in our backyard to the music of birds. Absolute perfection of weather.

I just realized sitting at the swim meet that yesterday was my parents’s anniversary and it would have been their 45th together. After mom passed away we avoided talking about the day with dad so not to trigger him. Yesterday we did our regular call and we just had a regular convo – only today I remembered the date. I guess with time, memories do heal in small ways.

White people like to cough for no particular reason. It’s like they just do whether or not they are sick or have allergies. It’s a part of being white. Just cough for no real reason.