The videos of the parade are just hilarious and sad. MAGA is this really what you came for? πŸ˜‚

If only people in this country had this much enthusiasm and fervor to vote a black woman at the top, we would never be here lol. I’d love to know how many of these marchers sat out or voted for Trump because Kamala’s laugh was so annoying. Keep marching, while she sips tea at her brunch.

The weather needs to act for once – tomorrow I need tornadoes and flash floods in all of DC near constitution Avenue. Bonus points if lightning strikes on magats.

Sabrina Carpenter is a third class act. White trash at its very best (or worst). Oof. That album cover was absolutely triggering.

Got a nice slack from someone reporting to another manager who basically said my team likes me and how can he be part of our team. How soon before they hate me all is anyone’s guess, but hey I’ll take the small wins.

I honestly think Apple decided to call all their OS β€˜26 is because their leadership is now so old they probably can’t distinguish 18 from the year they are in πŸ˜†

Only Apple can come up with something stupid like Liquid Glass and make a whole generation of tech bros go wet in their pants. Like what the fuck is it?

Do people really think United States will remain united anymore? I give it zero chance.