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Every day Usha wakes up and reminds herself what a fucking embarrassment she is to herself for marrying a clown and then sticking by the clown.

Tariffs are so last Thursday. I am already bored. What’s next on the menu?

If you are an experienced day trader you can definitely join the pump n dump scheme White House is employing right now. Much money to be made. Sadly I am not that smart and I also have a few ethics.

Started watching Titanic today with the kid and I was like whoa how did Oppenheimer earn a R rating while Titanic earned a PG-13 for similar brief nudity. Times have changed.

Luckily have a bunch of doctors appointments tomorrow so I am gonna miss the stock market rout for beginning part of day.

Taxes ✅. Turns out I had not fully finished inputting all data after which we ended up getting a refund. I was like I owe money so I didn’t file it till now. Pleasantly surprised and now I am like file it asap!

Nothing like a morning beginning with the doggo puking. Poor thing refused his food after ward and got some bread instead. Lots of cuddles and love are in order today!

I see “butter chicken pasta” on the menu and I want to order it immediately while simultaneously rating the restaurant zero stars.