The weather needs to act for once – tomorrow I need tornadoes and flash floods in all of DC near constitution Avenue. Bonus points if lightning strikes on magats.

Sabrina Carpenter is a third class act. White trash at its very best (or worst). Oof. That album cover was absolutely triggering.

Got a nice slack from someone reporting to another manager who basically said my team likes me and how can he be part of our team. How soon before they hate me all is anyone’s guess, but hey I’ll take the small wins.

I honestly think Apple decided to call all their OS β€˜26 is because their leadership is now so old they probably can’t distinguish 18 from the year they are in πŸ˜†

Only Apple can come up with something stupid like Liquid Glass and make a whole generation of tech bros go wet in their pants. Like what the fuck is it?

Do people really think United States will remain united anymore? I give it zero chance.

Crappy french presentation as always. At a min fucking translate to a global language.

This french open finals is for the ages. Whoever wins, deserves it, but the other one too. What a final!