My 70+ year old dad is arguing with this 60+ year old sis in India trying to teach her how to use video on whatsapp. Basically his sis (my foi) has a piece of paper that dad needs to see, but my foi just cannot figure out at all how to put the camera on the file. Hilarity is ensuing that my dad is losing his patience on the call explaining it infinite number of times how to use the camera phone to focus on file on instead of her face and she is struggling so hard and its making things worse. I mean I could jump in and just tell them both that she could just take a pic of the paper and send it, but I think I am going to sit this one out and let the brother & sister figure this out by themselves.

I am sure BCCI is working towards a solution where the test championship finals will be played in India so they can doctor the pitch perfectly to their needs.

The prick of a dog that i have won’t put his face inside his toy box to retrieve a toy he wants. He keeps barking at us and looking at toy box to indicate that we need to get his toy from the box, even though he can do it himself. Once I scold him, he has no issues putting his face in and digging the said toy! The prick is clearly spoilt and acts like his teenage counterpart these days.

oh fucking no! A movie about ram and sita features ram and sita kissing. The blasphemy! never mind that the movie itself looks so ridiculous with over the top CGI with half the vanar sena dressed like rejects from 300’s sparta, but no the kiss is the most scandalous part lol.

I want every sissy mask hating Republican out there to express their freedoms and right to breathe by spending an entire day outdoors in New York area. Of course without masks. In fact I want them to go next to wildfires and exercise their rights. It’s the best thing the the Jesus junkies can do for themselves.

Wow am I living in Beijing or Delhi or what? The smoke and haze is unbelievable. This is going to be a horrible summer isn’t it. It’s also the worst time to get a cold and here we are lol.

Yeah ok tired of smoke already. Wtf Canada douse your smoke with all the ice you got up there!

Still day 1, but match going as expected. I expect India to lose to Australia in the world test championship final. Lot of cricket left to play though.

*A cancelled meeting cannot be declined* – Well then why the fuck does it still show up on Outlook then?

I have stopped cross posting micro to mastodon. I like mastodon but every time I cross post something I am encountering a random twitter nazi. For my purposes micro is working out brilliantly enough that I dont desire or need additional validation from people on mastodon. The community out here is wonderful and complements my already busy life outside of computer.