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After the initial 7-10 days post vacation I am back to my 6-7max sleeping hours per night. I def was sick with something because I was getting like 8-10 hrs a night for a good 7-10 days. Anyway I want to do 7-8 hours each night but always seems impossible. I just… wake up.

The kid had a sleepover last night but she doesnt understand that iCloud syncs messages between all her devices. So imagine her surprise when we questioned her today about she & another friend (who was not at sleepover) having a very expletive ridden conversation? Look I get it. I dont expect that my almost teenage kid is not having teenage level convos with her friends, but lol, at least delete your messages kid. I am not going to teach you that of course! On the other hand at least she owned up and admitted she was trading expletives with a boy (of course we assumed it was another girl) who specifically looked her number up to trouble her. Well in that case, kick that nutsack hard, girl!

It’s amazing how many men and boys won’t listen to *Taylor Swift* and go eewww girl songs. Do you ever hear women and girls saying ewww *Ed Sheeran* boy songs! Insecurity is in our dna.

So bored already – when are the next indictments due?

200,000 years from now they will discover skulls of what will be classified a new specie of humans, homo-republicans, identified by their minuscule brain with no cerebrum or prefrontal cortex. Scientists will be astonished how such a specie flourished and survived as a civilization with zero brain function.

Happy Independence Day to those who celebrate wherever you are. On this joyous occasion I shall have cereal for breakfast and bhindi for lunch.

Made in heaven season 2 is probably most progressive and bold series to come out of India (or anywhere else!) and I really applaud them for it. I just wish they didn’t pack in *so much* every episode making each episode exhausting. That said, wow and kudos to prime for backing this and Zoya Akthar for making this. More of this please!

Our kitchen reno will finally start in a few weeks and as it gets nearer I am just dreading it. On the other hand this is the last thing we’ll be doing in the house for a long long time, and we are closer to the end than when we started. Still, not looking forward to the disruption its going to cause for a while.

Barbie was good, but it’s the kind of movie we could have enjoyed only in a theater. If this movie was playing on tv we would have skipped it or been like meh.

Post vacay grass mowing complete. This was pending since 3 weeks and things were resembling a jungle.