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Bangalore really is a case study in how can urban planning be so horrible.

lol just passed a BMW showroom with the m6 sitting on display and I can’t stop laughing does that thing know how to drive….slow? It might just self destruct trying to navigate Bangalore traffic .

It feels good to know that 1 in 2 people out here are not carrying a gun coz 2nd amendment and oh my fucking rights 😆

I wonder why Bangalore has not renamed itself Prestige Oak Meadow or some random tree-lake combination that almost all communities use now.

My dad this morning told me my brother’s performance appraisal for 2024 was great. I looked at him and said my manager is a trumpkin and he rated me bad (he didn’t). Must have a good reason he quipped 🤷‍♂️. I guess I need to put I double hours this year to make the cut 😠

Indians eat too much food, in particular carbs. 4 days in and I am now rejecting food. How the fuck am I going to have Pav bhaji for lunch just 3 hours after having masala dosa, vada and idlis! Like this makes no sense – and everyone around me is happily gorging on lunch right now.

It’s so goddamn refreshing not to be drowning in Trump admin news nonstop. Life in USA is just too goddamn stressful. It’s just mentally exhausting to keep up there. I am beginning to appreciate the Indian standard time approach of taking things easy.

I am sorry to all my Tamil friends but please, the only right way to make dosas is to make it Bangalore style and we will not argue this statement because you know I am 100% right!

Ah Bangalore traffic! We left for breakfast at 8 to catch some dosas. Most likely we will end up having lunch by the time we actually get there in this traffic 😂

My god kids in India have no concept of hitting the bed at a decent time. It feels like the day and nights just drag on and on and on and on. Even I lost my patience today with my nieces – like just sleeeeeeep for heavens sake!