Another of those mails which I just love to no end!
DEAR FRIEND,
SABAAH AL-KHAYR.
I AM IBN MOHAMMED MOHAMMED,I AM 67YEARS OLD.IAM A CITIZEN OF SAUDI ARABIA,BUT I AM RESIDENT IN CAYMAN ISLAND.I WAS BORN AN ORPHAN IN 1937. I HAVE NO FATHER OR MOTHER, AND I HAVE NO RELATIVES.I STRUGGLED AND WORKED HARD AND ALMIGHTY ALLAH BLESSED ME ABUNDANTLY WITH RICHES.I USED TO BE A DEALER IN GOLD, DIAMONDS AND TANTALITE.I AM NOW OLD AND SICK. I AM NOT A HAPPY MAN.I HAVE NO WIFE AND I HAVE NO CHILDREN.I DID NOT GET MARRIED DUE TO A REASON I CANNOT DISCLOSE TO YOU.FOR 2 YEARS NOW I AM SERIOUSLY SICK. I AM PRESENTLY IN HOSPITAL SUFFERING FROM LUNG CANCER AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK WHICH HAS AFFECTED MY SPEACH.I CAN NO LONGER TALK AND I AM ALSO DEAF.MY BODY IS PARALYSED.THE DOCTORS SAY I HAVE ABOUT 2 MOUNTHS LEFT TO LIVE.I SEND YOU THIS MAIL WITH THE HELP OF MY PRIVATE NURSE, ASSISTING ME. I CAN ONLY MOVE MY RIGHT HAND,AND I AM ABLE TO WRITE LITTLE WITH IT. WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN IS BEEN SENT TO YOU VIA EMAIL BY MY PRIVATE NURSE AND CARE TAKER. I HAVE LITTLE TIME SO I HAVE COMMITTED IT TO SPREADING MY WEALTH TOWARDS BETTER HEALTH CARE FOR MANKIND.IN THE HOSPITAL WHERE I AM ,I HAVE GIVEN THE MANAGEMENT ENOUGHF FUNDS TO UPGRADE AND BUILD A NEW CANCER RESEACH FACILITY.THIS WILL PROVIDE BETTER HEALTH CARE FOR OTHER CANCER PATIENTS. I DONT KNOW YOU, BUT DUE TO MY CONDITION AND THE WISH OF ALMIGHTY ALLAH I
AM CONTACTING YOU WITH THE HOPE THAT YOU WILL CARRYOUT MY INSTRUCTION FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY.I HAVE US$6million IN GOLD DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY DEPOSIT COMPANY .I WANT YOU TO TAKE CUSTODY OF THE GOLD, SELL IT AND USE THE MONEY TO BUILD AN ORPHANAGE IN YOUR COUNTRY. YOU WILL NAME IT MOHAMMED ORPHANAGE HOME.
YOU MUST FOLLOW MY WISH FOR IT WILL GLADEN THE HEART OF ALMIGHTY ALLAH.
IF YOU ARE READY TO DO THIS AND CARRYOUT MY WISH, THEN SEND ME
[1]YOUR FULL NAMES
[2] YOUR PHONE/FAX NUMBER
[3] AND YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.
WITH THE HELP OF MY PRIVATE NURSE I WILL BE IN CONTACT WITH YOU.
I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.
ALLAH HAFIZ.
IBN MOHAMMED MOHAMMED.
— Hello sir? U were born orphan (how??), You didnt have brothers or sisters (Of course dumb man, u said you were an orphan!), U are paralyzed, had a heart attack, have lung cancer, your speech is impaired, you cannot write, you have an un-discloseable disease and you are deaf too! Did someone say you are DUMB too?! And your private nurse is another dumb idiot who doesnt want your $6 million, so you want me to take it!
Sigh!! If you existed in reality I would be by your side sire. 😀