Two days ago, a troika of one woman and two men came to deliver my goods from DC. It was surprising to see a woman in that role, but the way she hollered the bags around, she could pick me and throw me a fair distance without feeling the weight.
Anyways, after all the bags and boxes were unloaded, all of us were involved in some useless banter, when I told them I was getting married. This was their reaction.
“I’m getting married”
Woman: “How Wonderrrrrrrrrrrrfuullll! Congratulations!”
Man 1: “Oh”
Man 2: “Jesus”