My fortune cookie that traveled with my chinese takeout had this to say:
Every man is a volume if you know how to read him
So what this fortune trying to say?!
That women are dumb, really and there’s nothing to them? Ah, I know I am being sexist 😛
Or this fortune cookie was directed to a woman in the first place but mistakenly wound itself in my hands?
Either way, I am proud; at least one cookie believes I am a man of volume, and I deserve to be understood and read 😀 [Hear ye! Hear Ye! Cookie.]