King Kong

Imagine a world where are tribesmen who can give martians a run for their money. Imagine them to be darker than any living creature you have seen, with crooked teeth which could give 100 year old mexican women the jitters.

Imagine that Steven Spielberg donated his refuse and cut out parts of all the Jurassic Park movies he made and gave it to Peter Jackson as a Christmas gift. Now further imagine how would hundreds of T-rex rushing into a valley would look like and a ensuing stampede – imagine dinosaurs falling on each other.

Imagine that a crazy overgrown monkey fighting three dinosaurs, all of them hanging by tree roots, ready to fall into a ravine.

Now stop imagining all of this, and go watch King Kong. Or better still, stay home, bang your head against a wall and sit still for feeling the desired effect. Is it that bad you ask me? And I say, NO, it worse.

Inarguably the worst movie of the year I have seen!